Since there’s only 11 shopping days left until Christmas, I thought I’d help y’all out and share what I want. Feel free to sing…

Santa baby, slip a cashmere coat under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a ’04 Accord Coupe
dark blue
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you’d check off my Christmas list

Santa honey, I want some stocks and really that’s
Not a lot
I’ve been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there’s one thing I really do need, the speed of a Mac G5
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I’m filling my stocking with a grad school check
Sign your ‘X’ on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Burberry
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don’t mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

Of course, the last verse is perfect and should never be changed. Isn’t it amazing what I waste my time on?

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